omg no

I have nails for miles.

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

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